Our new text platform has a limit of only 300 characters, and since our customers seem to like our auto responders, I have decided to make one here, WHERE I CAN BE AS WORDY AS I WANNA BE!

So just imagine you’re reading this after sending us a message when we’re not at the pharmacy working!

*MESSAGE RECEIVED*
– We are now closed or cleaning.
– We clean our lab 29-72mins prior to close each day. (It depends on how messy Joel was.)
– If requesting a refill, we confirm the next business day. If you do not receive a confirmation, we did not receive your message. READ THAT TWICE.
– We are not open when we are closed. It is not legal to bring drugs home, so we only make medicine when open.
– We are allergic to emergencies & unnecessary urgency.
– We are real humans and do not automate much beyond this autoresponder. And the coffee maker.
– Be nice to us.
– We don’t do anything fast, because fast = mistakes. We do things smooth. According to Brenda H. from Naperville, we’re “the slowest pharmacy EVER”, and that means a plethora, which means a lot.
– If you’re asking if we make Ozempic thingies or GLP1 whatchamajiggers, or a thing you saw on TV, we don’t, and we won’t.
– We are closed most holidays. AND NEW IN 2025, one Wednesday a month we stop compounding & JUST do homework. No joke. Read about PIE Days here: https://thecompounder.com/piedays/
– As of May 1st, 2025, we can text from our landline number too! 630-859-0333 AND 630-381-7413 both work! WOOOOO!
love,
Joel @ The Compounder

Read about how we do business: https://thecompounder.com/stressfree/